Ohohoh... jeg var den første på Platekompaniet på Majorstuen som kjøpte den nye Shins-skiven (Wincing the Night Away) i dag! En hel time etter åpningstid.

Det er helt utrolig. Det er svært sjeldent jeg går ut og kjøper en CD, men denne var rett og slett fantastisk. Verdt hver eneste 149 krone.

You know when you really think you're very clever, removing a tiny part from a bigger one, because you think it has no actual function. Well, it does, ok? I found out the hard way. Cutting bread will never be as easy as it used to.

Wow, I just added myself to my "Friends" on LJ! (What the hell am I doing?)

Oh well, another night at Cochs Pensjonat. I'm wretched and tired, half asleep, and it feels like my head has been hit by the tram, my limbs smashed into a mountain, my brain cells swimming in some kind of cheap fermented liquor, and gosh, also like I'm describing some kind of hangover.

Well, at this stage Christmas is all over for me. No more turkey and ribbe, cakes and Christmas presents. The only thing I will miss, are dad's hideous jokes around the Christmas dinner table. (Actually, I won't, but I won't hear them for a while.)

One of his jokes, however, really amused me a lot ...

A Paddy was walking by a circus when he saw a big sign: "WE DARE YOU FUCK THE GORILLA - £500". The paddy went over to the man in charge and said: "I'll do it on three conditions, 1) nobody will ever know about this, 2) no kissing, 3) you'll have to wait until Friday, that's when I get my wages."

Merry Christmas everyone ;)

PS. I'm loaded with Christmas cakes, if anyone wants to come over to my place and eat!